Since the birth of Hamas in 1967 the Palestinian-Israeli conflict has seen much blood spilled. This seemingly unsolvable conflict plagues every nation in the world as their war perpetuates our wars because what is war for, except to fight over god (yes, lower case god) and control of land and women. Many have tried, few have seen a limited success... what can we do to create peace in these territories? Send over Jon and Kate. Yes, pack up the nanny and the eight brats and send em to the Middle East. Include their paparazzi, send Kate to cry in a berka on tv, give Jon a few women- fuck, give him a nice mix of Jew and Muslim hotties. Just as this train wreck of a family has captivated and annoyed the American people it will jolt the Israelis and Palestinians too. Their conjoined interest and annoyance may give em a common ground to share.
"Dimitri, did you see how Kate totally just cut Jon's balls off because he couldn't put together the swing set?!"
"i know Ahmed, right?? What a bitch!"
Maybe they can see that they're like Jon and Kate... in a situation where nobody is winning and the children suffer the most. Everyone needs to take of their Ed Hardy, change their tampons and see that we're all people with needs.
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